For those who are unaware, I recently returned from one helluva' cross-country road trip with my sister. We went from [deep breath] Orlando to Tampa to Columbus to Sandusky to Columbus to Indianapolis to St. Louis to Tampa to Orlando [exhale, chug beer]. That's 2,856 miles and 11 days of driving, passenging, coaster-riding, sand-volleyballing, drinking, working, family-visiting, and watching-Golden-Girls-on-a-TV-in-a-bar-ing. I made several observations and learned more than a few lessons along the way, so read on!
|Yes, we tried to avoid Kentucky.|