|Yup, that's the creepy SnapChat icon.|
Now you're asking "Wait, if you don't sext people then what's the freaking point?", and that my friends is the secret of SnapChat: it is by far the most useless, worthless, stupid, pointless, HIGHLY-ADDICTIVE app ever. For some reason adding the ability to doodle and add text on top of pictures of yourself/your pets/random hobos is surprisingly fun. I'll show you what I mean with some SnapChats I have saved with my fast fingers (call me, ladies).
This is a SnapChat that one of my friends (with far-superior artistic ability) sent to me. I think we were eating lunch together but I had gone to the restroom. I still don't know why there's a blue popsicle in my left hand.
I used this SnapChat to point out to my friends that I was behind them and could see them speeding dangerously on the highway. The only thing more dangerous would be SnapChatting while attempting to steer.
After I got injured playing basketball one day, I sent this SnapChat out. I would have drawn a more symmetric basketball if I wasn't still dizzy from the one that nailed me in the face. I think the action lines really add to the realism of this piece. And that's sweat on my nose, not tears. I swear.
Another plus of SnapChatting with people is you get to see their true selves. For instance, we all thought our friend Lindsey was normal until we realized that she inexplicably added snakes to 97% of all her SnapChats. We are currently planning an intervention.